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“english, motherfucker!” wow i would pay a lot of money to hear the queen say that line.
(via nevver)
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"there are two kinds of people in this world. those that hate the two kinds of people jokes, those that think they are mildly amusing but would not share them with others, and those that still think it’s funny when you add a third kind of person to the list."
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conference doodles. maybe a new series? i have so many!
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me discovering the natgeo channel
me: watching this doomsday thing. they are playing farkle! i didn't even think of having games in myyyyyy doomsday shelter. jeff: i've got us covered on the farkle! me: north korea! attempt to shut down the power grid! oh man we need a survival pod this is a sign! jeff: well you'd better be taking notes. me: seriously? this redneck dude put his electronics in a trash can and said they would survive an emf pulse. and chef boyardee is like liquid gold to these people. jeff: these sound like my kind of people. me: and they're all like "oh it's top secret" dude you're ON TV. jeff: geniuses! me: now he's eating dog food. jeff: maybe you should change the channel. -
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another reblog! yay! you’re welcome! some original stuff to get posted by week’s end, maybe. or maybe not you’ll never know!
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do you like the idea of celebrities getting sick? like, really, really sick? this one’s for you, probably. let me just say that whenever i contract a full-blown, feel like i’m about to die flu virus, i absolutely love walking through an open-air meat market. no? well, lots of people in this movie share that hobby so get with it. here is the thing about this movie. no one washes their hands (probably true to real life, but i like to bathe in purell and hydrogen peroxide each morning after stepping through my decontamination chamber and into my completely germ-free bathroom). this is already getting weird. anyway. this movie—not so much. although gwinneth paltrow does play a pretty convincing dead person. and lest we forget: matt damon, matt damon, matt damon. if you can watch this movie and then suppress the urge to drink a costco bottle of hand sanitizer, you have my admiration. C+
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"Nine hundred twenty five thousand six hundred midgets."
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Bed Bath & Beyond the Grave
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The start of my half sleeve that, when completed, will feature all of the cartoon characters I’ve watched over and over again. I’m getting mostly...
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look, i clearly named the winning name for this beaut: LORD WAFFLES
i also contributed bonkers
but for gods sake, read this entire list. i just...
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Beautiful book covers: Jillian Tamaki’s Black Beauty
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